okay so the biggest crock of shit ive ever heard. and i heard it from both my parents today. my dad is sitting on the couch watching tv and i leave the kitchen and join him. my mom calls for me to come help out and im like well how come im making the cakes if dad was the one who was supposed to make them? and she's like theres not enough room for everyone in the kitchen. so im like okay dad, you go. and he goes, actually you're the woman, you go. WTF?!?!
ok and then i was complaining bc we're actually celebrating rico's birthday more than thanksgiving (in case you missed that michelle, we're hispanic and it's rico's birthday) and he's not here cooking or anything and i always have to cook on my birthday if we do stuff. and my mom goes, well how can you compare? you're a woman.
well thanks for the clarification guys because i wasnt sure but do you think that maybe we're not living in a time when men arent allowed to cook? do you think maybe being a woman is not equal to being a slave? granted im not a slave but i am pissed.
so happy fucking turkey day. i call it hokie day. im hungry and apparently i have to go cook because im a woman.
btw michelle, NO IM NOT EATING YOUR STUPID TURKEY BECAUSE I DONT EAT FACTORY FARMED MEAT! it doesnt make me a lesbian! it doesnt make me a hippie! not that theres anything wrong with being either of those and i am a little bit of a hippie, and that may be part of the reason but theres so much more to it!
and i voted for fucking kaine! bite me! no im not happy about it but i'll be damned if i vote for a stupid shit like kilgore. "i will put forth a plan to look for more coal in southwestern va!" i dont know where you've been for the last 30 years asshole but we're kinda trying to get away from that.
on that note, happy thanksgiving! |